Gettin' My MBA (Jizz in my Pants spoo... 4:58
Directed, Filmed, Edited, and Produced by Christine Chen
Lock eyes from across the room
Fix my tie, and make a move
Flash a smile and give my name
Resume ready, to play the game
Cut my way through the suits and crowd
I’m better than them, there’s no doubt
Shake your hand to seal the deal
I’m the one, can’t you feel?
Say my pitch, hand you my card
Hope I didn’t sound like a big retard
An Internship is what I’m looking for
Maybe you can help to open the door,
Gettin’ my M-B-A
What do you mean you’ll give me a call
If you leave, I’ll chase you down the hall
I really need this job, I got loans to pay,
Getting’ my M-B-A
I’m on my knees I’m ready to beg
If you listen to me, I’ll let go of your leg
No you really don’t need to call the cops
I can just see myself out.
I need to go study at the library
I’m so behind and a bit worried.
It’s hard to believe that it only took
One day to be 10 chapters into this book
I can’t figure out this NPV
Everyone else is smarter than me
There’s just no time, I’m at my max
Finals next week, Don’t tell me to relax
The regression line is straight, I think
All I want to do tonight is drink!
Gettin’ my MBA
My hands are shaking, nothing wrong with me
It’s just a few 5 hour energies
What, it’s morning and already three,
Gettin’ my MBA
Supply, demand equilibrium
Maybe all I need is some valium.
I still have to do all these problem sets
And I’m just not ready for all my tests
Last week, I took a class
As I recall it was an accounting class
Can’t remember, fell asleep
Praying to God I’ll survive this week
Gettin’ my MBA
Speeding across campus, need to get to class
Sweating through my suit, what a pain in the ass
I run inside but I’m still dead last
Gettin’ my MBA
The next day, I fail my test
Gettin’ my MBA
Opened my window, threw my 12C out. (12C = Calculator)
Gettin my MBA
Poundin’ some coffee, premium blend
Gettin’ my MBA
I just drew some pics, and I’m (I am going to have someone draw pictures on their test… someone actually did this on our midterms. It’s all over fb and it’s hilarious)
Gettin’ my M-B-A
I went to. . .
(Getting’ my M-B-A)
Ok seriously no one else cares. . . . ok?
I went to business school to
figure out my destiny
So quit my job and now
I don’t know what I want to be
You may think I’m crazy cuz
all I do is study
I drink a lot but then
here we call it networking
Getting’ my MBA
Get my MBA, got my MBA
Get my MBA, got my MBA
Getting’ my MBA
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Keywords: business school MBA UT McCombs Jizz in my Pants Lonely Island
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